(via bob-belcher)
me: *shoves my entire face into my cat’s body*
cat: *heaves a heavy sigh as he grimly accepts his fate*
(via l0se)
jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it
(via l0se)
ten minutes into “conspiracy theories & chill” and we start gettin illuminaughty
(via l0se)
panicpizzza-blog asked:
What's the file on your desktop labeled waffle wedding?
(Source: mcavoy, via bob-belcher)
you: hey, are you ok?
me: okay?😤 i'm never👊 okay💤 always worried💪🔥 bout gettin abandoned💦 i stay cravin that attention and validation💯
(via tidesrollout)
self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void
(via tidesrollout)
